lolhellno:

lolhellno:

i saw a fake skeleton for sale today for $849 and i was like wtf i could get a real skeleton for free fuck that then i remembered murder is illegal

you’re all going to jail for reblogging this

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quibblrs:

albus severus potter, you were named after two headmasters of hogwarts. one of them was a slytherin and he was the bravest man i ever knew

but like?? try not to be like him though, son, i mean he was brave an’ all but he was a complete arse

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meliapond:

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds

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badnatured:

no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick

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twowhovianhearts:

askenjonine:

kierstiel:

221becquerel:

zchr:

what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts

“wow I sure had a thing for boats”

#’wait am i a gay man’

image

this is the most perfect thing on tumblr omfg

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dearloki:

winchestly:

notthehellyourwhales:

I am 28% sarcasm and 72% self loathing.

are you dean winchester

image

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actual-smaug:

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

it only took one arrow to bring down Smaug

and three to take down Boromir

who’s the real bitch here

the fuck kind of post is this

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Who has the longest tongue?

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hoodratzayn:

i believe in hate at first sight

(Source: jadethrwall)

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sh4dows:

some authors could really use a “plot twist limit” or a “you’ve killed too many characters already” notification you know

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